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Since When Did They Start Putting Pants On Eggs?

Journal Entry: Mon Jul 7, 2008, 3:49 PM
"YOU GOT ALL OF THAT FOR LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS!!!"

Just the way things will come to be.

So I applied for this position at my work...which I doubt I'll get hired for. I've put five years in and haven't gotten shit out of it. It sort of makes me feel like a stupid mutt that keeps coming back even after it gets constantly kicked in the ribs...it is sort of demeaning to perpetuate this foolishness. It is however a source of stability...but at a price. When you are skilless and a masked cretin...sometimes options can be quite limited. Perhaps, I think...the inevitable reality will be that it might just be time to move along. I don't know...it would be nice to have something a little more solid and certain...instead of walking around with a busted pinata for a head...trying to hold the holes together to keep from losing the goods...or the bads really.

Maybe I'll just forget about the whole ordeal...and get lost in a sandwich. Maybe I'll continue to toss ideas at the wall...like a rubber ball...where they'll only bounce back and again. Maybe I'll do nothing at all.

Maybe I'll draw a picture of an idiot.

  • Listening to: Anorexia Nervosa - Mother Anorexia
  • Reading: My own lies.
  • Watching: The world pass on by.
  • Playing: Invisible.
  • Eating: Wasted Ideas.
  • Drinking: In a few hours.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 27
  • Current Residence: I've receeded into my own skull...on the black wall...where the locust wait.
  • Interests: Mostly anything unusual and bizarre.
  • Favourite movie: Snatch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lost Highway, Eraserhead, The Begotten
  • Favourite band or musician: Burzum, Catamenia, Amon Amarth, Immortal, Carpe Tenebrum, Illnath, Naglfar
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, though I am pretty diverse in what I like.
  • Skin of choice: Those that are easily shed.
  • Favourite game: Metal Gear Solid Series, Diablo 2, Mortal Kombat
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation
  • Personal Quote: The pigeon feeds from the devil's hand.
  • Tools of the Trade: A head full of bad memories and some ugly utensils

Devious Comments

~vanespionage:iconvanespionage: Jul 14, 2008, 4:00:06 PM Mood: Happy
Mister Kilmon!!!! How ARE you sir? It's been a long time!

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lovelovelove
*tiamat9:icontiamat9: Jun 18, 2008, 5:31:50 PM
Thanks for the favorite.

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"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on"-
William S. Burroughs
~SwirlyRockStar:iconSwirlyRockStar: May 26, 2008, 2:07:10 AM
Anytime!!!

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True or False:
This statement is a lie.
~SwirlyRockStar:iconSwirlyRockStar: May 26, 2008, 1:34:40 AM Mood: Hysterical
YOU JUST GOT RANDOM DEVIANTIFIED!!!

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True or False:
This statement is a lie.
=OriginalNick:iconOriginalNick: Apr 11, 2008, 7:17:14 PM
Thanks for the fav man!!

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I put the "SEXY" in DYSLEXIA
~kidkovdrop:iconkidkovdrop: Feb 22, 2008, 9:29:20 PM
Thanks for the fave, m'man!
*Dr-Twistid:iconDr-Twistid: Feb 4, 2008, 8:54:47 PM
thanks so much for faving
zombodile

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Dr. Twistids Realm of Madness
Poke it with a stick and watch it twitch
~the-speed-of-pain:iconthe-speed-of-pain: Jan 29, 2008, 8:40:42 AM
I love your work. And your twisted mind. Keep it up!

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"They must find it difficult, those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than truth as the authority." - Gerald Massey
~F-i-s-c-h:iconF-i-s-c-h: Jan 28, 2008, 4:08:14 PM
my pleasure!

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Love Is All And Love Is Everyone
~morbidillusion666:iconmorbidillusion666: Jan 27, 2008, 11:11:12 PM
Nice gallery! keep the sickness alive \m/
~thomahawk1234:iconthomahawk1234: Jan 24, 2008, 3:25:37 AM
I love your style. Great gallery!
Keep up the good work ;)

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Maybe I'm immortal.
I don't know.
I have never died before.
*obvious-calamity:iconobvious-calamity: Dec 5, 2007, 8:13:58 AM
Will do. I'll make that a priority.

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The pigeon feeds from the devil's hand.
~JaxElise:iconJaxElise: Dec 1, 2007, 11:00:37 PM
finish centipede woman please! XD
~AliasGrey:iconAliasGrey: Nov 25, 2007, 11:45:25 PM Mood: Llama
thanks man for your kind words time to gandering and the fav. add. I really appreciate it . keep care of ones self and others always positive

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[link] and [link]
listien to me audio art too!
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~poompoom:iconpoompoom: Nov 10, 2007, 7:17:20 AM
awsome gallery

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This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
(a Clockwork Orange) [link]
*AlMaNeGrA:iconAlMaNeGrA: Nov 7, 2007, 3:42:46 AM
Thanks for the :+fav: :)

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[link] DA Gallery - [link] Website
*tiamat9:icontiamat9: Oct 13, 2007, 1:16:50 PM
Thanks for the favorite and the watch.

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"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on"-
William S. Burroughs
*Dr-Twistid:iconDr-Twistid: Oct 11, 2007, 12:58:50 PM
thanks so much for watching my madness. you have some amazing work and i look forward to seeing more.

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Dr. Twistids Realm of Madness
Poke it with a stick and watch it twitch
~xxzuizidekittenxx:iconxxzuizidekittenxx: Oct 9, 2007, 4:29:26 PM Mood: Sadness
I tagged u!! See my journal

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i UsEd To FeAr LiFe...NoW i HaTe It
~GillianIvy:iconGillianIvy: Sep 6, 2007, 5:29:19 PM
It's been a long time, how ya doin'?
~severed-heads:iconsevered-heads: Aug 31, 2007, 6:03:28 PM
Thanks man. I appreciate that.