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The Betrayal

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Peeling shrimp with a paper knife.

Sun Jun 21, 2009, 7:38 PM
I wish I could create beautiful things...but I'm so drawn to demented jumble jargon. I wish I could paint a beautiful half naked angel for everyone to admire and want to take to bed...but I don't think I can take that route.

Sometimes I feel like I should just try to draw a peice of baloney and fake it onto a sandwich. Or maybe just make a fake sandwich out of tissue paper. Make a fake sloppy joe sandwich tissue paper construction, so if someone was meant to scorn me by wiping their ass with it...it would make the work look better.

I like that I can burn holes in my art...and tear it up...feed it to hungry children...wipe up puppy piss puddles with it...and it makes it look better.

I like that grotesque appeal.

Maybe that is a good thing.

Maybe there are people out there that would still like to take it to bed.

HahahahAHAHAHahaha.

I still enjoy art.

Do you like art? Do you like to draw...sketch...or doodle? Do you like to draw pictures of chubby faced teddy bears wearing human hats? How about cartoon ducks?

Have you ever tried that art school thing they used to babble about on the tv. I did when I was a teenager...and after I finished the art test...I threw it in the trash and murdered my first born son.

I decided the only way to get rich was to stash my cash in a mayonaisse jar...with the mayo still in it. If the house burned down...it would preserve the money to an extent. If someone ransacked the house...they would never steal it...unless they wanted to be a douche and dickstick the mayonaisse jar...kind of like someone sticking your toothbrush up their ass...just to be treacherous. They might double climax when they realise greasy willy is bumping up against my stashed cash.

Terrible scenario. I have to start digging holes in the yard again.

See you all later.

  • Listening to: blah blah blah in the backround.
  • Reading: Bill Cosby's life story.
  • Watching: Flies do the darndest things!
  • Playing: With their heads...squeezing them...until they pop
  • Eating: Their heads.
  • Drinking: Not their blood...but a beer.

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Here there are no character comforts...or any sort of relative comprehension...nothing to stimulate warm memories or draw together particular interests. It's as effective as extracting answers from the eyes of the dead. A capture of distruptions, disturbances, and dillusions...melted memories composed of ill remnants and discarded phantoms. A series of the forgotten, ridiculed, and detestable spirits. The unmaterial presence that operates without benefit. The needless shadow that perpetuates instinctively...truly free...unbound to carried clutter...and social status.

There is nothing to adhere to...burden...tarnish...and complicate.

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  • Current Residence: Not quite in my skull castle, yet.
  • Interests: Mostly anything unusual and bizarre.
  • Favourite movie: The Burbs.
  • Favourite band or musician: Burzum, Catamenia, Amon Amarth, Immortal, Carpe Tenebrum, Illnath, Naglfar
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, though I am pretty diverse in what I like.
  • Favourite artist: That guy that draws those fuckin' things.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Nick Nolte.
  • Favourite style of art: Depraved, bizarre, and empty.
  • Operating System: Tuna salad.
  • Shell of choice: The one around my skull, that keeps my brain hidden.
  • Skin of choice: Those that are easily shed.
  • Favourite game: Metal Gear Solid Series, Diablo 2, Mortal Kombat, Soul Calibur
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation
  • Favourite cartoon character: That guy that does that fuckin' thing.
  • Personal Quote: Think of your pain as an investment.
  • Tools of the Trade: A head full of bad memories and some ugly utensils

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Thankyou very much for adding me! :D

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die in mine"

virgin mary, you fuckin' alien

The mother of my son
Thanks for the favorite.

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"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on"-
William S. Burroughs

*TheExquisiteCorpse
hey I was going to favorite the man-lion/ ventura bean, did you take it down?
Haha, nah...I just put him in the scraps for now. I am thinking about redoing him...although that would probally ruin the whole principle...but it's still there in the scraps section.

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The pigeon feeds from the devil's hand.
Thanx bro. Keep going the good work. In this April i will be in Chicago, final. After 8 years at last we finished.... Keep in touch:)
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Will do...and the best of luck to you. You've put a lot of time into this...and I'm sure it will pay off.

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The pigeon feeds from the devil's hand.
amazing, i love your art style... so dark, i like it.. watchhh!
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Thank you very much!

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The pigeon feeds from the devil's hand.

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